Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

brain hat

The skull

Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.

by Brainhat August 7, 2018

hat hoe

a person who uses many different companies of hats and wears them at the same time

Omg she is such a hat hoe

by merpmerpmerp0999 July 9, 2017

sleuth hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 January 11, 2017

Hard Hat

Placing an erect penis on top of a women’s head. Hence giving her a hard hat.

Now sit still so I can give you a hard hat

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

mi hat

a way to say hi how are you in a way nobody understands you

1 mi hat

2 whaaaaaaa?

by my funnieness November 24, 2020

mom hat

A baseball hat

wow Jessica you're rocking your mom hat today.

by jesusreallylikesmeman June 12, 2017