2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

2 minutes

Two minutes of silence

Just lasted 2 minutes boys

by Oliver Bootle March 31, 2020

Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 22, 2022

Djay Minute

A very long time; forever

The bartender took a djay minute trying to find music to play

by Aero23smith February 18, 2018

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 07, 2022

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022