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Donny Dutch

A sexual act in which on participant eases the back of there head in-between the buttocks of the other participant and gently nods to tickle the sensitive areas of their lovers buttocks. Meanwhile the other does the same resulting in a sort of "reverse 69".
"It'll be 20 for oral, 40 for vaginal, and 80 for a Donny Dutch."
"This girl was so nasty in bed. She wanted a Donny Dutch. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my hair."
by CRIMSONFCKRdweed April 26, 2019
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Royal Dutch

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight
by Damonicus December 13, 2017
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Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm
Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea
by Blind Indie April 1, 2017
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dutch astronaut

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.
by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017
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Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
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Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke
Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler
by nippli February 22, 2017
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