Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

dutch clubbing

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, with a third party being bludgeoned with the penis.

Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.

Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?

Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.

Guy 2: ...Why?

Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.

-Silence-

by Boob-Jooba-Lube September 30, 2013

Dutch Nationalist

A person who has too much weed

Person A: did you here what Karel did?
Person B: A Dutch Nationalist Thing

by Sussy Journalist April 25, 2022

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Rumble Dutch

Same as Dutch rudder except in a vehicle driver places hand on passengers hand on genitals and drives down the rumble strips on highway.

I enjoy my car pool way more because the driver gives me a rumble Dutch every morning!!

by Ned&Bigbone15 January 28, 2016