*Screams Internally

When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.

Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally

by EdgyDabs April 24, 2017

Internet Owls

Pictures of owls on the Internet, usually accompanied with sarcastic phrases written in Internet language. The three most famous Owls consist of the following.

- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "O RLY".
- A disgruntled barn owl accompanied by the phrase "YA RLY".
- A white snow owl accompanied by the phrase "I see what you did there".

When in need of a response, remember the Internet owls.

by O RLY October 5, 2005

making a deposit at the international bank of poo

Taking a shit.

I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.

by Grant March 10, 2004

Internet Whore Houses

Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.

Internet whores houses work just like real ones.

by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005

interim girlfriend

An interim girlfriend is an acting, associate or "kind of" girlfriend, until better a better girl comes along, or in some cases, the guy and girl will become full "boyfriend and girlfriend."

Or it can be referred to as a girl who isn't a guy's girlfriend but acts like it.

My interim girlfriend acts just like a 100% girlfriend, and she even does my laundry.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 25, 2007

Internet ADD

Surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.

Jen: I saw you on facebook chat and I attempted to chat with you, but when I hit send, it said you were offline.

Chris: Yeah, I was only there for a few seconds, I got internet ADD.

by truntle August 6, 2009

Internet

A place where incredibly stupid people do incredibly stupid things for incredibly stupid reasons and other incredibly stupid people make them incredibly famous for no reason.

The internet killed half of my brain cells.

by Starquti July 12, 2017