When two homies in neighboring stalls wipe their ass with their hands and work said hands shake hands under the stall.
by Dookiemonger69 November 15, 2021
The undeniable stench of body odor that is so strong you can smell the offense as the person walks up to you. This replaces the common and traditional greeting used such as clasping hands to convey a welcome and friendly introduction.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
It can be found throughout cultures were deodorant is not applied or accepted as part of good daily hygiene habits. This type of 'handshake' is most prevalent in middle eastern countries: Pakistan, India, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Russia, etc. Also, most of the African continent as well: Egypt, Morocco, and Algeria to name a few.
Whoa, that guys stinks!
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
I know... it smells like he hasn't washed in a week! He is rock'n the Pakistani Handshake
by hexacat October 25, 2023
A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 03, 2019
A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven February 19, 2010
by DeTower November 11, 2020
by Rangerdanger4 February 19, 2021
An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft
by Felchfister August 22, 2022