A handjob.
Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.
by All Night Al April 8, 2024
Get the boebert handshakemug. After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake
by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025
Get the Harstad handshakemug. "what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
Get the Fancy down town handshake.mug. A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)
by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021
Get the Cowboy handshakemug. When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
Get the Low-mount handshakemug. When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.
It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!
by mainah March 29, 2019
Get the Jazzy Handshakemug. When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job
The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.
by Occupational breather August 3, 2018
Get the Cool sandy handshakemug.