ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham

Jordan’s wife is a Ham Beast.

by RoxyB April 28, 2021

ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."

We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.

by j0h May 11, 2021

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!

by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022

lemon ham

When you piss in a fat girl's vagina and then proceed to eat her out

Dude I had some lemon ham
Dude that's gross

by Theshrubyone September 1, 2022

Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

Dad Ham

When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.

Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.

Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.

by Reamzy May 11, 2022

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.

Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.

by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022