Hole Hair

The shit-covered hairs directly surrounding a dirty, tight asshole. Some people enjoy licking these hairs while eating ass.

The cock brushed passed the hole hair before entering the shit-filled anus.

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

puss hair

used as a unit of measurement for an extremely small amount

say the ball bounced out of bounds just barely, or you missed a shot by a fraction of an inch

"Damn you missed that by a puss hair"

by crackadeeasscracka October 9, 2008

Hairs on Fire

Used to describe when a ginger gets so mad it appears that their hair is on fire.

Whoa man calm down your hairs on fire.
Is his hair always that red? No only when he's MATW is his hair on fire.

by shamwowed September 6, 2010

Honeymoon hair

The way your hair looks for the day or two after it gets cut (Ie. Exactly like the magazine picture you based it on.) before it goes back to being as uncontrollable as ever.

Girl 1: Your hair looks GREAT!
Girl 2: Thanks! Honeymoon hair!

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your hair?!
Guy 2: The honeymoon's over...

by why-in-the-heck June 7, 2007

Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.

Look at that kid's turkey hair!

by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008

Cunt Hair

A term usually used in Military applications, and often abbreviated to just CH (or Charlie-Hotel in phonetics.) Is is often looked upon as the second smallest possible unit of measurement outside of Scientific applications, the smallest being a Red Cunt Hair (RCH/Romeo-Charlie-Hotel.)

It holds no exact translation into either the US Standard or the Metric Systems, and is an extremely variable term. The closest possible definition is: an approximation of an extremely small increment.

"Sergeant! Please move that Bradley over, just a CH though."

"Holy Shit! I just caught one in the plate! Had that been a Cunt Hair over to the left, I'd be a dead man, Sir!"

by Herr Jaeger November 20, 2011

hair bumps

Small bumps on the skin, resulting from shaving too closely or from dirt gettign into the skin

Look at the back of Shannons head it is riddled with hair bumps. You could play connect the dots back there.

by charles heston October 25, 2004