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brain hat

Yesterday I was on a bike and I was doing this mad trick - it was gnarly - and I fractured my brain hat.
by Brainhat August 7, 2018
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Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.
Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.
by Ben Jones June 7, 2018
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pizza hat

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.
by cactus5390 June 10, 2018
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hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.
That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!
by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023
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Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
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