Coast Guard

Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war

Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack

by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020

LIFE GUARDING

when a man cums on another man or women's nose.

"LIFE GUARDING" my boyfriend said he was gonna give me a facial but he came on my nose and was life guarding me

by ADDERALL ADMIRAL526 January 31, 2021

Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.

Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

by phytadesk February 2, 2021

The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021

rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind

I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard

by Benis man October 3, 2021

new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.

The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021

TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.

No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck

by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021