soccer goth

A person who thinkks she is so goth and so good at soccer, but really tries just too hard at both or those things.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.

*Ally* wow, sam's just trying too hard to be goth.

*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer

*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!

*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.

soccer goth by St. Mary's 8th grade girls October 5, 2007

corporate goth 

Person who dresses slightly more conservatively than a mall goth. Usually found in a corporate environment. Think black clothes and caked on makeup.

Astrid was sweating so much in the meeting her makeup was staining her corporate goth attire.

corporate goth by Dennis O'Reilly May 25, 2006

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper 

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

screamo goth 

a screamo goth is a personn that is defined by everything in "goth" (see goth) except for the taste in music. Obviously, screamo.

emo is not screamo. duh!!

dude, I'm a goth but i only listen to screamo, not death metal... so I must be a screamo goth!!!

screamo goth by roarpunk June 11, 2006

Pseudo Goth 

A term for the "fashionably goth".
one who wears black nailpolish regularly but doesn't sacrifice goats, or listen to trippy-industrial-underground-core music.

Incld., but not limited to:
* Individuals who shop at Torrid/Hot Topic
* Person with multiple piercings/tattoos
* Someone into/interested in "dark art" (faeries, goblins, sculptures, poetry, etc)
* listens to all kinds of music but favors some sort of Rock
*May have mostly black/dark coloured clothing.
* jewelry worn may contain chokers, cross, silver, many rings.

"She's not suicidal or satanic, she's just Pseudo Goth"

Pseudo Goth by caffienated music junkie October 24, 2009

old school goth 

The type of Goth, that actually has a religion, often can be Satanism or Witchcraft. They listen to more gothica and black and death metal. They are closer to a metalhead than a third definition Goth. They are the types who often have long hair, dreadlocks, capes and doc martens, more kind of "The Crow" style dress. They are not depressed, they are the kind most likely to smile or give devil horns in a picture than the sterotypical apathetic Goth look.

***In a photo***
Tryhard Goth chick, pretty much an emo, wearing tight black jeans and a band shirt, looking sadly into the camera.
Goth chick, wearing a long, flowing, dark, scarlet purple and black velvet dress, glancing at the ground.
Old school Goth guy, wearing an upside down crucifix necklace and cult jewellery. Wearing a black cape and big doc martens, and black spiked pants. He is sticking his toungue out a throwing the devil horns

old school goth by supergirl13 July 30, 2008

Big Tity goth girl 

A woman with 15 inch or more tits who also wears an excessive amount of eyeliner and is depressed

Wow she is a hot Big tity goth girl

Big Tity goth girl by Russian Santa December 20, 2018