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Fried Chicken Goblin

A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.
“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021
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Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).
We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!
by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023
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Going full goblin mode

When you can't reach the cables under a desk so you just cheat everything.
-Damn I can't reach the cables

-Screw that, I'm going full goblin mode
by Nutitoo May 12, 2023
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The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny
Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A
by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023
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Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it
I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!
by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 6, 2022
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Goblin

A reference to one's urinary appendage. When speaking of the appendage, the statement must be made in an Austrian accent.
He stepped up into the bathroom, unzipped, and shouted, "MY GOBLIN!!"
by Boss DJ May 16, 2003
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crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.
I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.
by DeVirginator February 9, 2003
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