I got grapes

When someone has purps. Purple fuckin weed.
Perhaps they are selling them, maybe they're just braggin. ignore that idiot that said it means extremely potent weed. There many kinds of potent weed. Purple, well that's just different, a whole nother level.

guy with the grapes- hey you smokin'?
guy without the grapes- yeah...some green buds.
guy w/grapes- I got grapes!

by Dominique West October 13, 2007

got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.

Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga

by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013

got boobs no doods

a phrase to describe a friend who forget own buddies after get a girlfriend or girlfriends.

"heyo Ken, i didn't see peter for ages where has he been?" said Mezza

"He is busy with his girlfriend lol" said Ken

"wtf! got boobs no doods" said Mezza

by Meng How June 30, 2009

got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.

You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.

by mkstyles November 9, 2006

freddy got fingered

Tom Green's magnum opus and one of the most underrated comedies in cinema history, bearing a stellar performance by Rip Torn and a slew of cameos ranging from Anthony Michael Hall to Shaquille O'neal.

Seriously, ignore the douchebags who hate this movie, give it a chance, it is hilarious.

Yeah, obviously, if you hate Tom Green you will probably hate Freddy Got Fingered, but whether you admit it or not, the man is a genius.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

i got that pocket

Having a large sum of money in the bank.

I'm no broke nigger, I got that pocket.

i.e. Ben Conlon has that pocket.

by Jessica S. Smith June 26, 2008

Got me a burner

When a piece of fecal matter is stuck in your buttocks and contains undigested spiciness that causes uncomfortable burning. Often occurs when peppers or jalapenos are consumed. This embarrassing condition will normally befuddle a person. Not knowing why their ass is burning, they will often return to the washroom to "wipe" again, at which point they will find out they had a piece of hot pepper, or something akin to it, stuck in their rectum. A common ailment among people who dine at Cajun restaurants. Makes driving particularly difficult.

"Man, I ate at Slow's restaurant last night and got the Gumbo. It was awesome. But I got me a burner the next day and could't walk."

"I was walking funny after the date. She just didn't know I got me a burner from the jalapeno poppers."

"I thought my hemorrhoids were bad enough. Then I got a burner."

by Angrymanatee May 19, 2014