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Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
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Monster Gamer

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD
by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021
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Gamer's butt

When you sit and play a game for too long and you can no longer feel your butt
Ah man I got gamer's butt
by LIL'JOHN August 6, 2015
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Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day
I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning
by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020
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The Frustrated Gamer

The Frustrated Gamer(also known as Brandon) is a gaming youtuber who plays games such as ‘Minecraft’ and ‘Roblox’ with other youtubers such as ‘SpyCakes’ and ‘Camodo Gaming’.
Have you watched the most recent video of The Frustrated Gamer on YouTube?
by anonymous September 16, 2021
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Gamer Power

get good noob my gamer power is higher than you
"I am a god you cannot kill me I have the most ultimate gamer power"
by french main November 2, 2020
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Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.
From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome
by 322997am May 10, 2020
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