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Grundlecopter

To rapidly lick in a circular motion upon ones grundle!
While the hot M.I.L.F was felaciating me I was sent into a tailspin when she suprised me with a Grundlecopter!
by nhyankee1979 July 17, 2009
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Grondinger

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.
"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...
by DC - JP October 23, 2010
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Grundel Nugget

A chunk of dried skin created by a pair of sweaty, reeking balls that hang too low and are left unattended for far, far too long in the middle of a July heatwave in Utah. This chunk of skin is deposited, through the friction caused by the rippling, thunderous, hairy thighs attached to said balls, onto the swampy region found betwixt the subject's scrotum and anus, and is then found by the subject's unfortunate girlfriend when he arrives home from his four hour shift at the Fried Chicken Castle and requests a quick blowjob before plopping down to a six hour World of Warcraft marathon with the rest of the grown men in the neighborhood who reside in their mothers' basements.
Dude, I am not giving you a blow job until you switch over your mom's whites into the dryer and clean up those nasty grundel nuggets you've always got sprouting down there.
by Mangan's Sister July 1, 2011
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grundle juice

The clear white heavenly scented liquid found in between the balls and the anus
So do you like sweet or Savory. ...

I like Savory.

Well here let me rub one ot the rice crackers on my grundle juice and I'll take you to heaven.
by Amax May 10, 2016
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Grundle Gazing

When someone repetitively gazes at your groin area.
Hey bro, did you see that girl over there? She was totally grundle gazing me.
by ThotDestroyer3000 September 16, 2018
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Grond

An ancient fruit which is everything except sand . It tastes like chocolate , strawberries, cram , every meat and everything else . It levitates . It gives you a boner for 24 hours . It speeds up your metabolism. It makes you better one very way . You don’t raise it raises you .
Grond is nice
by BigDickWilli January 17, 2020
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Gargantuous Grundle Muffin

The point at which a vagina becomes crunchy.
Man when I was f**king your mother last night she developed a gargantuous grundle muffin.
by qwerkyduckbutter March 26, 2013
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