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Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
by Justin October 13, 2004
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fuck up move up

An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
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fuck boy

The official definition of the term fuckboy who is an immature male who uses girls for their own benefit. They will speak to one girl as if they have some feelings towards that girl but lowkey they're talking to other girls saying the exact same thing. Once that fuckboy thinks you have moved on they will come running back to you as if nothing ever happened.
Top fuck boy names:

james mcmullen
by deleterepeat June 29, 2016
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Fuck joe biden

It is an appropriate name for a uncalled sex affender
Lily:fuck joe biden he is a sex affender

(In my opinion)
by COD 4 December 23, 2020
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cloister fuck

Several cloister tiles are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.
"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."
by mshell December 24, 2008
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Ma Fucka

Derived from the rapper Jroc from the Canadian tv show Trailer park boys, just another way of sayin Mother Fucker, just with a twist
Yo that ma fucka over there is suckin his teeth at me.
by DylanDouglas March 13, 2010
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graveyard fuck

This is where a male person has sex with a woman of advanced age, quite literally old enough to be his granny. There is no love involved, it is usually done for a bet or some other reason. If the woman is rich or a celebrity, the male becomes known as a 'toy-boy'. If a woman indulges in a graveyard fuck, it's invariably with a man who is rich and powerful and she expects marriage to result. She's in it purely for the money so I suppose that makes her a whore and therefore it's not really a graveyard fuck..
Look at that old bat blowin' kisses at Jed!
Well, that's what happens when you get pissed and have a graveyard fuck.
by Croatalin February 19, 2014
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