Someone defined as a fuck and somebody defined as a retard blended together to make this glorious obscenity.
by zDub69 February 22, 2009

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Justin Bieber is a fucktard!
by Anonymous fucktard May 21, 2017

Someone who constantly talks to you even though you have made it apparent you could give a fuck less about their pathetic life.
When Melissa tells Mary and I about her bf , kids and anything else , we both roll our eyes and say “who cares fucktard”.
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by Elizabeth Hayward June 9, 2016

a person that's kinda slow....but still really awesome. some people think calling someone a fucktard is a bad thing, but it obviously isn't.
when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard.
it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^
calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.
when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard.
it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^
calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.
out of all people Kirsty JJ is by faaarrr my favorite fucktard.
I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.
I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.
by FuckTardFan February 28, 2010
