what the fish

Alternative way to curse about someone or something; less crude and sounds way nicer.

Teacher: Now, students, since you've learnt what is a fish, let me tell you that you can also use 'fish' to replace any bad words that may come out from your mouth.
Student: REALLY?!! What the f-!
Teacher: (interrupts) Ah hah! Replace it with 'fish'.
Student: Aight. I mean what the fish. FIIIIISH! I gotta tell this to my bro!

by fish eater March 18, 2007

Tinkle Fish

A tinkle fish is a person who sucks the farts out of dead seagulls for cups of bubble tea.

Julie: "Gosh Angel is SUCH a Tinkle Fish!"
Steff: "I know, that's the fifth seagull today!"

by Jenny . August 27, 2008

cooter fish

Can be used in a variety of activities. It is happiest when its used for eating, fingering, petting, and stroking (preferably with a penis. preferably my penis) The wetter it is, the happier it is. Stay clear of rotten cooter fish for it may be hazardous to your health. Bigger cooter fishes are usually a sign of its owner being a complete whore. Also see slut. If it's small and compact it is usually the sign of the owner being a virgin or a feminist and most likely an uptight bitch. Cooter fishes are not to be taken lightly for they are the foundation of all things catastrophic and vile such as war, murder, rape, and desease. They are also used for wonderful acts such as giving life and sexual intercourse. Unfortunately the wonderful things it creates usually lead to what causes catastrophes like war, rape, murder and desease hence it being the foundation of such vile occurrences so go figure. Bottom line, man cannot live without the cooter fish, yet sometimes wishes it could, quickly followed by the realization that it really really can't live without the cooter fish because what real man doesn't like a good cooter fish once in awhile? Thus the inevitable and tragic cycle continues...forever!

Wow babe, you have some bomb ass cooter fish. Can I get seconds?

by Renzo Cervantes July 24, 2006

Fish Slapping

When a guy is giving a girl oral sex and shakes his face back and forth in her vagina

"She got pretty pissed when I started fish slapping her"

by Juggs April 03, 2006

Fish hook

The extremely painful yet extremely fun to dish out torture method where somebody in the possesion of a hockey stick creeps up behind a man, sticks the hockey stick in between his legs, lifts it then draws baack.

I fish hooked some of my hockey team members to check their gender this morning

by Knibnobber December 17, 2014

fish bowl

To fill a room or car up with smoke

Hey we fish bowled his car, we opended the doors, and pphhwwooom, shit was like Fast Times At Ridgemont high

by chris January 27, 2004

fish smoothie

A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.

I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.

by Slowsis April 12, 2007