fag newton

A creamy cookie made out of fig paste and gayness.

Person A: Hey bro, check out these Fag Newtons! They're awesome!

Person B: Sorry man, I'm not gay. I only eat Fig Newtons.

by pewp man January 22, 2016

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lyric-fag

Someone who puts their Facebook status as lyrics of a song.

Joe: "some song lyrics..."
Bob: Wow. Lyric-fag.

by _KMG_ September 15, 2010

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fedora fag

A gentleman gamer who wears the hat of honor for his damsel in distress, a knight without shining armor who is better than those chads that mommie is taking out and is too busy with to make tendies

“Hello M’lady, what a fine evening ‘man *tips fedora* would you like to go out with a gentleman gamer like myself ?”
“No”
“That’s ok, I’m a cordial person and I myself sudied the art of the blade m’lady”
*tips fedora and waddles away with arms flailing like flaccid spaghetti*
^this is a fedora fag

by Tard guard May 30, 2018

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fag-goo

A thick syrup-like substance having many applications and coming from the explosion of an especially faggish person.

"Dude! Dako didn't let go of the fire works, now there is just a pile of fag-goo."

"Don't say that in church! God's gunna smite you and there'll be fag-goo everywhere!"

by Drago 71 July 31, 2009

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