Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Fruit Salad

At least five people, all of different skin colour engaging in hardcore gay sex.

Yesterday I had the most amazing fruit salad grandma.

by Homejuusto runkkari October 21, 2019

fruit head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 June 5, 2021

dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019

Fruit salad

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019

Fruit Salad

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

by Eatbooty February 20, 2018

fruit snack

Male reproductive fluids that is to be consumed a by a male homosexual.

Jimbo: There is nothing to eat I'm so hungry that I can eat a monkey.

Chip: I got nothing to eat either but I have an idear, lets suck each other off and we'll both get a nice fruit snack when we're finished.

Jimbo & Chip: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM <in the 69 position>

by aaron & david March 24, 2010