dried fruit

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019

Fruit Packet

Gay or Homosexual. Mostly anyone can be a fruit packet,even if they aren't gay.

"That guy is such a fruit packet!"
"I know, he hugs on guys every day!"

by C.T.M April 24, 2008

pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

by baskt September 9, 2010

Fruit Salad

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

by Eatbooty February 20, 2018

Fruit salad

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019

Fruit salad

The act of hitting approximately 8 puff bars of different fruity flavors at once

John: man I gotta take a nicotine break
Jane: yo hit this fruit salad
John: hold my beer...

by PartyTrick December 30, 2019

fruit-dog

The absolute true state of melancholic one feels when sad, pensive, dejected and simply unsure of feelings, circumstances and how to proceed or even IF one should proceed in any manner.

Lady Di was terribly fruit-dog when her boyfriend (BF) advised her he couldn't spend all his time with her and even suggested it was selfish of her to expect it.

by Lady Di January 13, 2007