That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!
by ECO-AF December 14, 2021
Get the Edward Scissor Lipsmug. Edward is someone who is very stylish in the clothing they wear and is very calm most times, even when there is a problem in the friend group, he will stay calm, but don't piss him off. If you try to be funny and do something everyone laughs at, he will kick you either in the balls or in the stomach because he knows that you just embarrassed him. He cares and all, but doesn't really know how to express yourself, so when it comes to someone who has chemistry, he doesn't know if he likes you as a friend or likes you more. He is also a very confusing person himself. If you let him, he will act like a dog, sit on the floor, and let you pat him on the head, but when he stands up, he has a really good modeling structure for someone his age, but he's also very scary at first sight!
Person 1: "Omg, he looks scary!"
Person 2: "That's because he's Edward! He looks scary but if you get to know him, he's the cutest guy you'll ever meet!"
Person 2: "That's because he's Edward! He looks scary but if you get to know him, he's the cutest guy you'll ever meet!"
by Charky2021 August 10, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. EDWARD SANTOS is a awesome boy he it cute, funny, and fun to hang out with if you know an Edward than your a very lucky person Edward will be an awesome boyfriend he will always be their for you no matter what he will make the relationship last
by Sour patch 1234 November 11, 2017
Get the edward santosmug. Edwards, is the name of some of the most strongest and intelligent people on Earth. If your name is Edwards be proud.
Person1: Whoa that guys so tough!
Person2: He must be an Edwards, there's no other way
Person1: Oh yea! How could I not think of that?
Person2: He must be an Edwards, there's no other way
Person1: Oh yea! How could I not think of that?
by JaysNappy May 15, 2022
Get the Edwardsmug. 
Proc's are handsome lads which you can only find once in a life time. They have voluptuous bunda and an elongated penis, however, their obsession with sticking golf clubs up their behinds, with the "its normal the lord put the gspot there for a reason" mindset is a little strange
by slvttyslag September 7, 2022
Get the Edward Proctormug. a hot person that id fuck
by Hello mate? September 11, 2021
Get the Louise Edwardsmug.