dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke

Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler

by nippli February 22, 2017

Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.

That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!

by Kkboom March 8, 2017

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016

Dutch Motorboat

When a guy farts during sexual intercourse and it vibrates the penis inside the vagina causing a vibrating effect.

Well that "dutch motorboat " was gross , but strangely it felt good...still gross.

by mj1987 May 7, 2016

dutch erick

The sexual act of pissing in a girl while having ball slapping sex with her

Wow! I can't believe he dutch erick'd me.

by XxXGarage420XxX October 9, 2016