dutch knife

The Dutch Knife is the weapon of choice for stabbing your project manager from a seated position, which is accomplished by having freakishly long Dutch arms. Usually following a disparaging remark made about your overall performance as a web developer.

Stan kept mocking Larry about how de never met his Sprint Objectives, so LArry reach out and shanked him with his Dutch Knife.

by bigbald January 20, 2017

Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke

Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler

by nippli February 22, 2017

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.

I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.

by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019

Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.

"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023

Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.

Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.

by Stredball February 8, 2013

Muddy Dutch

The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.

My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...

by JohnnyQwest August 3, 2020