The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022

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Dusty

A man who isn’t well mannered, has a problematic history and is sometimes even broke but can also be successful. They are also known to be alpha males and manipulating lairs.

„Why is Rihanna with Asap?“
-„I don't know he's such a dusty“

by Noproblem;) May 6, 2022

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Dusty Snowblower

When you blow chachi up someone's bunghole and they toot it back up your nose.

My best friend and I were bored one night and we decided to get creative. We do everything together so we tried the dusty snowblower on each other. It all was going great until he sharted a little. Pink eye sucks, but the high with my bro was worth it.

by ChimpCity September 17, 2022

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Dusty

Noun:

A post-wall feminist term for real men that work for a living but won't give them the time of day. This typically applies to men who get "dusty" for a living and keep civilization running like electricians, plumbers, garbage men, refinery workers, cops, tradesmen and soldiers. Ironically, they claim these men are "broke" because they don't waste money on these women.

Girl: "Hey, those guys are cute."
Her friend: "No, they're dusties. I won't date them."
The "Dusty": "That's fine. We won't date you either."

by LogicWolf September 20, 2022

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