duck dots 

small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement - resembling poultry skin when all of the feathers are plucked. Exactly the same definition as goosebumps but with Alliteration! Always use Alteration when Allowed.

Child: Mama, what do you call those, those, those Duck Dots?
Mother: Duck what?
Child: You know, when you get cold.
Mother: Oh, you mean goosebumps?

Duck Dots > Goosebumps. Alliteration is Always Appreciated

duck dots by seewhatididthere June 28, 2017

Duck Scrubber 

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.

Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!

Duck Scrubber by Notahippie July 4, 2017

duck dicking 

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

duck dicking by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

duck in a mango 

a different word for nice

" that was as good as a duck in a mango

duck in a mango by the duck is bad April 20, 2018

Duck Haters 

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

Duck Haters by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

duck bubbling

When you fart in a bath and it sounds like a duck quack

I was having a nice bath the other day before an epic duck bubbling came out of nowhere

duck bubbling by Baldymcbald May 3, 2018

duck typing 

Programming stuff.
If that thing can be throw into your oven and taste like a roast duck or whatever, and it lucks has wings and legs and ankles, that is a duck.
duck typing focus on the acts or the method but don't care what this thing actually is.

Jack: look at that bird, it can swim, it has two wings, it must be a DUCK.
Ben: That is a goose. Nerd. Stop duck typing.

duck typing by DDDooordddy November 11, 2018