Donkey punch

A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.
A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.
by Johnathan Jones October 09, 2007
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Donkey Style

1. Synonym for Doggy Style, when a man enters a woman while she is on all fours. The man can clearly differentiate Donkey Style from Doggy Style for his woman by releasing a loud "HEEE HAWW" when he comes.

2. Synonym for High School Sex, anal sex, taking it in the poop schute, etc. Donkey Style - Ass Style - Burro Style - they're all the same.
1. He bent her over and gave it to her Donkey Style!

2. Shawn: "Hey baby, you know I love you, won't you let me just stick it in once"

Samwise (blushing): "Shawn, We are only in high school, you know the rules."

Shawn: "I know, I'll do you Donkey Style, now spread your butt"
by Loose Goose July 30, 2005
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A donkey for a trade

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."
For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated
by Penelope VonLoyder IV October 11, 2018
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Donkey Nation

I group of men who set out to be the most intoxicated people in the streets while acting like fools in all circumstances. The group originated in New Orleans, Louisiana in the early 1990's and has spread to Southern California and Europe.
That must be the Donkey Nation. No one else would behave so poorly.
by DonkeyNation August 21, 2008
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Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.
He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
by EhHehHehHeh July 01, 2021
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donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018
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Donkey Dropper

A very High Ball, bowled in Cricket
The bowler sends a ball down the crease but lets the ball loose at the top of his swing, resulting in a very high 'full toss' type ball, coming down on the Batsman's head, often a No Ball.
Defined so as it comes out of the sky so fast that if it hit a donkey on the head it would knock it out.

the opposite of a 'P-Roller' which goes along the ground towards the batsman's feet.
'England require four runs to take the game in the ninth over before tea here at Edgbaston. Lilley makes his run up and... Oh No he's sent it high, its a real Donkey Dropper, Brearley has his hands over his head, its coming down fast...with snow on it'
by Mr Cunninglinguist October 04, 2012
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