dildo

Someone who has their head up ones ass.

Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.

by dildinator April 16, 2003

dildo

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Cartman's Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

by 0niTTRay October 4, 2003

dildo hunter

one who searches for the dildo! Whether in any oriface, the dildo hunter can find any dildo!

Andrew was walking down the street and noticed a dildo hunter searching through McKenzie's boxand pulled out an enormous butt fucking device. What was McKenzie doing! No ass anyway!

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

dildo

Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either...
Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo?
Adam: Wtf!?

OOh nice big dildo I LUV IT

by Nigga Ali March 15, 2005

dildo

An endearment used between two women that are friends.

Amy is my dildo.

by Amie April 9, 2004

Dildo

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

You're my dildo

by sexigurrl February 4, 2015

Dildo sex

The women sits on the dildo and then the man enters his dick into her Vagina and then they make pove

Hey baby lets have dildo sex

by Scottydug August 27, 2016