Honestly one of the funniest guys you will ever meet.He is actually the best mexican guy you can ever meet.He is such a smartass,he is funny as fuck and will do anything no matter what it is.He gets grounded a lot and he will do anything to get kicked out of school he is one of the best friends you will ever have and never lose him.
by im broke af kid January 30, 2020
“That guy is San Diego Famous”
by Squirrelett February 19, 2022
Diego Martir is a boy who I love sm. He gives me so much joy and happiness. I have a fan page for him called @cutiiediego and I’ve been in the fandom for about 6 months now and I love it.
But back to Diego.
He makes me keep fighting, he gives me motivation to smile each day and not give up on myself.
I love him to the death of me and I could fr die for him, no matter what.
But back to Diego.
He makes me keep fighting, he gives me motivation to smile each day and not give up on myself.
I love him to the death of me and I could fr die for him, no matter what.
by Cutiiediego on Instagram June 19, 2019
Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?
Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
by Diego.lover November 15, 2019
He is just an amazing person, loves his fans, is cute, smart, and a kind person. He have curly hair, dimples and the best boyfriend :)
by Diego Martir April 22, 2019
by Diegolovessohpia August 17, 2022
Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
by notskittles May 27, 2014