by the docking expert September 13, 2016
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"Once I got him all dick stupid, I made him promise to buy me that necklace we had seen earlier in the day."
by robert h. February 3, 2006
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by Professional Scold June 29, 2008
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Scout was about to engage in a rage of passion with Whitney, until he pulled his trousers down. Whitney then screamed, "jellybean dick!", and ran out the room. She later came back because she has a jellybean fetish.
by The Ice Cream Man April 2, 2009
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by DrTimmy October 19, 2011
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It was a dick move when Tom encouraged several dancers at the strip club to order drinks, then left his friend Bill to pick up the tab.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.
Tom and Bill were both interested in the same girl at the bar; when Tom falsely insinuated to the girl that Bill had erectile dysfunction, that was a dick move.
by TheoYoda August 5, 2006
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by morpheus30 February 4, 2015
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