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david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.
by KRHimself October 30, 2004
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David O'Brien

Usually is a picky irish person, with ginger balls. Is a threat to the man kind. Liability to the others. Only eats irish food and curry or takeaways. His dick is broke, his dog bit it off. Called,Toby.
Kid A:There is that david O'brien. His one of them .. Get him :D
KidB: Get the niglets after him.
KidC: Im'a Yellow Lucy^^
by TheRealMan.O.B. June 28, 2010
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David

;(n.) This guy is everything someone wants to be. He has everything in him that a girl looks for (yes ladies, that means a big dick). He's mainly the athletic type and loves gettin' dat' ass. Ladies, this is the man you want in bed with you; he's gentle but loves to get dirty...and you'll like him when he's dirty. He'll get all down on you and trust me, you won't say no. when he's going down, he gets to work.
Davids are usually have chisled muscles and are just amazing. You can't get much better than a David...unless your God himself.
david's, (slang)dave, (v.)dave'n
Nick came down on me likea david lastnight.
by Chafed Nipple May 2, 2011
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david and gabby

the cutest friggin couple in the world. most likely to be together forever, after they found each other. perfect for each other in every way.
David and Gabby are sooo cute!
by xoxox94567 October 17, 2008
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Davedays

A hott 17 year old comedian and musician. He is a Youtube celebrity, who makes hilarious videos, and awesome cover songs to entertain his fans, and have fun at the same time.
youtuber 1: omg i would seriously marry davedays!
youtuber 2: yeah me too but hes in love with miley cyrus...
by lovesdavedays October 20, 2008
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David Parker Ray

David Parker Ray was a very sadistic man indeed. With his $100,000 homemade torture chamber, which he conveniently called his "Toy Box" which contained several items he called his "Friends" such as: Whips, Chains, Pulleys, Straps, Clamps, and Leg Spreaders, etc. For years he tortured unfortunate victims in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

His actions were everything from sadism and sex slavery to murder. Inside the torture room with numerous sex toys and torture implements there was an electronic generating device that was used in torture, as well as a 12-volt motorized breast stretcher. Ray would often have a recorded audio tape of himself he played for his victims whenever they regained consciousness. Ray has been recorded as saying he killed at least one person a year for 40 years.
David Parker Ray is one sick mother fucker!!!!
by Rough Times March 4, 2009
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David

1.the most AWESOME guy EVER
2.loving,caring,sweet
3.puts up with my bullshit
4. SO CUTE
5.has the best sense of humor
6.MY BFFFFFFF
7.cheers me up always
by MaRandom February 27, 2017
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