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Cupcake

Cupecake is a person who is prone to extreme exaggerations, and loud obnoxious behavior. He is a person who make outlandish claims and repeats the same sayings constantly. His Self proclaimed achievements include :
Holding the high school track record.

Playing Triple A Baseball
Having a Second Degree Blackbelt in Ta Quan Do
Drinking a 5th of whiskey nightly
Doing enough cocaine to kill a family of elephants
Dealing more cocaine than recorded in Louisiana history.

Worked 30 years in a chemical plant
Broke a mans jaw in a single punch
Has a penis so big it hits his knee
Owns 18 rent houses
Dealt cocaine at work, which he filled his tool box with
Daughter is a doctor who live with 5 other female doctors
Was in the Italian Mafia
Know more about football than anyone alive.

All before he turn 50.
"Did that really Happen or are you being a cupcake?"
by Norco11 October 19, 2011
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Cupcake

Jailbait pussy, or a teenager's vagina.
Watch yourself with that cupcake, man! Don't want to get in trouble with the law.
by Oneironauts July 19, 2012
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Cupcake

a man that is very feminine. He is close to questionably gay, but is for sure bi. Likes Apple products, tanning and more stuff that mostly very girly men like.
Isaac went tanning 6 time this week to get a 'base' for spring break 3 weeks away, what a cupcake!
by drzap May 8, 2012
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Cupcake nation

College students needing "safe spaces", " comfort animals", and shelter from what is happening in the real world. They refuse to acknowledge any view point that differs from their own.
The cupcake nation refuses to acknowledge that Donald Trump is now President of The United States.
by Carlyamber June 9, 2017
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vanilla cupcake

When a BALD man inserts his head into a girls vagina. The female ejaculation on his head represents the icing. His head represents the rest of the cupcake.
omg I gave Hannah a vanilla cupcake the other night
by jerkingoffjoe February 9, 2014
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La Cucaracha

Slang for white girl, blow, coke, nose candy, booger sugar, snow, slope, bump fish scale or as it’s colloquially known as: Cocaine.

It kinda sounds like cocaine and La Cucaracha is a Spanish word so well, you know.

You’ll feel confident and great for about an hour and then crave more. Makes your face go numb and makes you feel like you are dying, yet around 2 million people still use La Cucaracha.
Steve: Wow you are talking fast! What are you on??

Me: La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha! Ya no puede caminar!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2021
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Cupcake

The area above the male and/or female sex organs, but below the stomach, sometimes covered in pubic hair.
I've got that hot date tonight, I better trim up my cupcake
by Kennyisill January 4, 2009
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