Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

When men cry

1. Main chrecter clone deaths in SWCW
2. Last level of halo reach
3. Anakin and Obi Wan on mustafar
4. Animal deaths...

Girls: I can't belive he didnt cry while watching titanic,

Men: *Watches Fives die and crys*

Thats When men cry

by Pigeon_God April 27, 2022

Gangster Cry Baby

A person who rolls up complaining about something, raising up, and once confronted, starts crying… in other words, throwing up a gang sign in one hand and a pacifier in the other!

Look at that Gangster Cry baby trying to throw somebody under the bus!

by 2CommasInc June 23, 2022

Laugh now cry later

People will laugh and have fun while u are on ur grind making money and when that shit prevails ur rich and they are broke after they had temporary fun . WHOS CRYIN NOW

“Yo bro ur broke asf not going to any party’s”
Me: “laugh now cry later “

by Silent“no mid songs accessible May 26, 2024

crying bull

When you piss off your girlfriend to the state they start crying, then they get super horny and when shes riding you while also crying, starts ramming her head into the your chest.

I was fucking that bitch suzan, and she starts crying bulling me man😤

by Riceshow April 18, 2017

Seance-Cry Sesh

An unusual tradition where friends gather together in a poorly lit pantry with candles to cry and conduct a seance together. The presence of crying often serves to replace the Ouija board.

She had to get rid of her pantry after that intense seance-cry sesh.

by Banana Blues April 16, 2019

Romantic Cry

Crying under a romantic colour light

Romantic cryunder a light that is set to purple

by AkimaXung February 15, 2024