crackerface

A whitebread, caucasian mofo who hangs around your shop and drinks Wired all damn day.

Hey CRACKERFACE! What the F are you doin?

*Crackerface #1 walks into room*
" Uh, yeah yeah yeah, uh uh, bish."

*Crackerface #2 says*
"Wow, your such a crackerface."

by Seth D.Bag May 1, 2008

Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

by Dutchbag July 13, 2012

Cracker

A derogatory term for any pale and/or white individual who cracks & peel from the Life-giving SUN..

LoOk @ that cracker, that cracker's about 2 peel off.

by Neo Morpheus January 19, 2015

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

cracker

a term often used to describe white people, generally used in the context of poking fun of white people. this word is NOT a slur, as many white people believe, due to the fact that white people do not face oppression or racism. people of color often use the word cracker to comeback against racist white people.

person 1: "hey my ma made some chicken, you want some?"
person 2: "that chicken looks incredibly unseasoned, is your mom a fucking cracker?"

person 1: "something incredibly uncalled for"
person 2: "shut the hell up cracker, you're whiter than casper the ghost."

by neprona August 11, 2022

quarter cracker

people that are 25% white

my kids' mama is half white...datz y they be quarter crackers

by The Rixter July 8, 2005

backseat cracker

A rich white person riding in the backseat of the car, or more commonly, any bossy white person.

"Yessum Miss Daisy, I drive you to the sto'."

Under breath: "Backseat cracker."

by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008