Come take your contacts off

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex

Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

by Canibaljay April 19, 2010

Country Boy Wannabe

A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.

Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.

Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.

by Tellingitthewayitis4ever October 25, 2011

Floyd County High School

FCHS is a high school located in Floyd, Virgina. It is often referred to as an oxymoron because it graduates a high percentage of students and also has a high redneck population.

"Man, all those seniors from Floyd County High School are damn rednecks"

by Heart of gold May 24, 2008

cross country

The toughest and best sport of all. Takes extreme amounts of dedication and skill to be good at. Besides being a physical sport, cross country is also mental and the top runners must be able to push even when they are tired. People on the team run no matter what, even if there is rain, sleet, snow, ect. Some people make fun of cross country runners and claim it isn't a sport, but they are just jealous that they are out of shape and can't run more than 1/4th of a mile. And no, we are not gay just because we wear short shorts.

No halftimes
No timeouts
No substitutions
Cross country isn't a game...
It's a sport!

by xcrunner13 November 9, 2009

bergen county

quite possibly the best place to live in all of New Jersey. with the exception of Woodcliff Lake, any town in of this county kicks ass

Bergen County has mad rich people, but they still throw kick ass parties.

by maxxxxxxxxxxxxxx October 16, 2005

Miami-Dade County

See Dade County

Miami-Dade County is a county in the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.

Formerly known as Dade County. The county's name was changed in 1997.

Born and raised in the County of Dade...

Miami-Dade County boys stand up...

by AC May 17, 2006

counterfeit fag

A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.

Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.

later at the motel

CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.

by Tommy R May 29, 2005