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Corporatocracy

as per google: a society or system that is governed or controlled by corporations.

there are always signs of an emerging one such as: company towns, scrips, superPACs etc. For the time being they are not fully developed yet. They have existed in the past, but not permanently, as they all collapsed under the weight of their failure and atrocities they committed for profit. The world economic forum had voiced an interest in doing what East India Co, has failed at. They have attempted to woo their audiences with promises to establish an “own nothing and be happy” society.

examples: East indies co., United Fruit Company
Blessed be Corporatocracy, for their art a monopoly on haven
by Cerebrex April 27, 2025
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Corporate slop bowl

A new buzzword tiktokers made up that refers to meals served in bowls (eg. salads, burrito bowls, etc.) that are typically consumed by those in white collar positions on their lunch break. Places that serve these so-called “corporate slop bowls” include restaurants like Chipotle, Cava, Sweetgreen, etc.
Person 1: I went to Chipotle for lunch and had a burrito bowl
Person 2: omg bro literal corporate slop bowl
by elchia711 January 20, 2026
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Corporate Curry

When the white man eats a curry - Especially if he is the one who made it
Damn, this is some corporate curry!

Did you see Darren's curry he brought into the office? It was such a corporate curry.
by vino pate February 12, 2026
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Corporate Holiday

Corporate Holiday~
Where retail stores look to heavily profit off of holidays by pushing fast and longer agendas for placing out products/merchandise.
Corporate Holiday -
*Walking inside of walmart* holy sh!t the valentine’s day stuff is already out, but it’s december 26th?!

Stores skipping over Thanksgiving and pushing out christmas stuff right after October/Halloween
by The goat life February 13, 2026
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Corporate Civil Terrorism

Corporate Civil Terrorism is a pattern of non-violent, systematic coercion in which an organization weaponizes its civil and administrative authority—discipline, policy enforcement, internal legal positioning, payroll and assignment control, reputational records, and termination power—to compel employee compliance through credible threat of economic and career harm. A pattern where a company uses its own administrative power — HR discipline, PIPs, policy "compliance," termination threats, and internal legal positioning — to intimidate an employee into submission through fear of economic and career destruction, while making every coercive move look like routine management ("it's just policy," "it's just performance").
Distinguished from ordinary bad management by its deniability architecture: each individual action looks defensible on paper, but the aggregate pattern functions as a systematic intimidation regime. The coercion hides in plain sight because it's dressed in process language.
Borrows the intimidation-and-coercion logic from federal terrorism law (18 U.S.C. § 2331) but substitutes economic threats for violence, career destruction for physical danger, and procedural legitimacy for secrecy. The employee isn't afraid of being hurt — they're afraid of being destroyed financially, professionally, and reputationally, and that fear is enough to override any rational attempt at self-advocacy.
"I filed for an ADA accommodation and two weeks later got a PIP I'd never been warned about, then got told if I didn't accept an assignment 90 miles away with no reimbursement guarantee I'd be terminated for 'job abandonment.' Every email from HR sounds perfectly reasonable until you realize the only options they give you are submit or get fired. That's corporate civil terrorism — they don't need to threaten you with anything but paper."
by corporate activist February 26, 2026
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corporate

(of a firm or group of persons) legally recognized as one entity.
Local governments, like other corporate organizations, may limit capital expenditure.
by Arminkshipper March 3, 2026
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Concord

A time span of 2 weeks (or 14 days). it derives from how long Sony's 2024 epic failure of a video game "Concord" lasted.
Jim: Highguard was such a failure, it only lasted a little over 3 Concords
by FrederickT2000 March 4, 2026
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