Covid-🐮

When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.

Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.

by Covido May 24, 2021

COVID-19 Pandemic

an event where it's controversial to step outside

Person #1: "Alright Imma just head ou-"

Person #2: "no you cant do that, there is COVID-19 Pandemic you'll get sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by Better_Vibes_For_2021 February 25, 2021

COVID-25

The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.

Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!

by Ghostnote April 6, 2020

Covid

sick Ill not well

I’m feeling Covid, I better stay in for the night. Yo, that rap was Covid! He looks Covid, better stay 6ft away from him. Covid house bro, did you remodel it yourself?

by Jeromatherapy April 11, 2020

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

Covid-19

Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19

Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch

by Echo the furry May 28, 2020

covid mask marks

The marks left on your cheeks from the bands on your covid mask that go around your ears.

Thanks a lot china now I have covid mask marks on my face.

by jimmybomm October 1, 2020