Connalogical

Adj. Although very similar, it has nothing to do with chronological. Instead it is almost the exact opposite of conventional logic.

Person 1: I just aced my physics test tomorrow.
Person 2: Dude thats totally connalogical

by ineededtomakeupaname February 1, 2012

connor simon

Connor Simon is a pain in the arse and all of his friends would agree that he enjoys to be annoying

That Connor Simon rubbed me up the wrong way this morning

by THEJKR May 28, 2014

connor hanson

Has The Biggest Forehead In The World

Connor Hanson has the biggest forehead in the world

by MoistyMoye December 17, 2015

Connexted

When you meet someone and they happen to know your ex.

Jane: I met this guy at the party but he's connexted to Brad.
Kendall: Oh, looks like a dead end.

by eoneill1324 May 30, 2016

Conning Donny

A fraud, a self promoting liar that commonly has tiny hands and no ethics.

Although Trump gets caught lieing about his charitable donations over and over again from veterans groups to flood victims he still keeps it up. Who can trust Conning Donny?

by PeterV3 August 22, 2016

Connicked

(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence

1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.

by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016

connect/disconnect

When a person is only nice with someone to have sex with them.

"Connect/Disconnect that bitch.

by C45.45ggg November 25, 2016