Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

snug fit condom

1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.

2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.

1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.

2. Girl - "what's wrong?"

Guy - "the condom slipped off"

Girl - "how did that happened?"

Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"

by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.

Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.

by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012

condomating

having sexual intercourse by using a condom so as to prevent pregnancy. The verb form is condomate.

Condomating is one of the effective contraception methods.

by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011

non disclosure agreement condoms

Don't kiss and tell. period!!!!!.

Don't typically have sex. But when I do, i use non disclosure agreement condoms.

by Icomeoffassadickbutimnotsortof February 27, 2023