Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose

"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"

by GolferA October 8, 2015

Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017

Condom Shot

The act of taking a golf shot that doesn’t feel good, but you know is safe.

“Go on John - take a condom shot to hit the fairway”
“A what shot?!”
“A condom shot - it will feel shit but at least you know it’s safe”

by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018

Condom

Items thy shouldn’t be used on underage boys and girls

Don’t use a condom on them minors

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020