Jesus Complex

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

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Carol Complex

The ever too common "carol complex" is defined as being overly attentive to house guests.

"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'

by juicyjwhite March 18, 2018

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YouTube Complex

When someone pretends / thinks that everything is a YouTube video

“bro my cousin is so annoying she has a YouTube complex”

by Aaroncfriedman February 21, 2021

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Lunial complex

Wanting to kill servant and marry your servant's mother

Monkey #1: I have a Lunial complex
Servant of the Monkey: please do not kill me

by PALPMASTER March 14, 2024

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Barbie complex

A girl that's got blonde hair, blue eyes and loves pink. Thinks everyone is obsessed with her (they aren't). Flat as fuck but still pulls, mid guys though. Fantasizes about wearing slutty outfits but is usually found in grey sweatpants and a top that says "Brats" on it or something. Shops chronically and complains about not being in addison rae shape even though she has never set foot in an actual gym. overall very bitchy but happy once you're friends

Boy 1: What's with the blonde girl with no tits and a pink bag?
Boy 2: She's got a Barbie complex fs, hide your girl before she becomes her.

Girl 1: Babe should i buy this "Brats" top?
Boy 1: No, put it back before you make up a barbie complex.

by billy's disappointed mom January 22, 2023

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