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Dining Common

n.
Any one of the four cafeteria's located around the University of Massachusetts/Amherst campus. Given the refined title of Dining Common to hide the gross state of the dining facility from the uninitiated. Also known as the DC.
Unless you go to Umass you have no idea what a Dining Common is.

Dude, I just ate at the DC and now I have a Peruvian parasite gnawing through my lower intestines.
by D Reck October 11, 2005
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Team Common

A large group of friends who congregate in there uni hall common room, they then meet on a regular basis to drink large quantities of alcohol and play silly games
lauren decided she wanted to get mullered....she invited team common round to join her
by TC The Founder December 31, 2009
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hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.
i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.
by bummyland November 13, 2011
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the not so common cold

reffered to HIV/AIDS but..... this is the point when someone infected by AIDS has contracted a cold, and there is no turning back...
also known as deadly aids.
person 1: did u hear about honey?
person 2: yea, i hear he had the not so common cold?
person 1: well god rest his soul.
by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007
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limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.
If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck
In this case violence should be legal in
by The_Real_Fuck_Tart December 4, 2020
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triangles are a common cause of depression

Person 1: Did you know that triangles are a common cause of depression?
Person 2: no, I didint
Person 1:that is because it is not true
by ' March 19, 2022
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Dr. Of Common Sense

A bald headed imbecile with aviator shades thinking he's promoting common sense. When all he does is rant about Obama, and saying he is similar to Bin Laden and Hitler including saying he got Joan Rivers killed which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. His fans consist of idiots who will blindly follow what he says and get mad like a SMOSH or a PewDiePie fan whenever someone calls him out or says he doesn't know what he's talking about.
You sir are like Dr. Of Common Sense you both don't what you're talking about half the time and rant like a little bitches.
by Mr.XYZ September 16, 2014
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