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cluster fuck

the clusters of fucking yummy goodness found in various cereal that are fucking good
rice krispie treats and honey bunchs of oats (clusters) which contain the cluster fucks
by oshwa shwa January 29, 2009
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CLUSTERFUCK

A DISCOMBOBULATING TRAFFIC JAM AT AN INTERSECTION IN AUSTIN TX. USUALLY HAPPENING AT LIGHTINING SPEED, THAT THOSE INVOLVED FREEZE IN AMAZEMENT.. FOLLOWED BY COLORFUL GESTURES AND OR LANGUAGE..
TRACY AND I WERE IN A NASTY CLUSTERFUCK ON 183
by RUMP/COCK/JOCKEY December 7, 2009
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Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.
I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs
by BigAng November 14, 2009
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clusterflutterer

A balloon filled with M&Ms, then wrapped in duct tape. The Mohave Indians believed these to protect against evil women, and gave it its distinct name. Often used as a talisman to ward off psychobitches.
I didn't want that bitch ashlee to keep bugging me, so i hung a clusterflutterer over my bed.
by sethsupreme October 21, 2011
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Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.
"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!
by Neil A September 9, 2008
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cluster fuck

Derogatory term for a lowly or insignificant office worker who shares a work space with others.
Anyone see my good pen? I think that cluster fuck from Shipping just walked away with it.
by eatitlive January 9, 2003
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clusterfuck

A chocolate candy bar filled with FUCK pellets. (sperm)
I filled your momma with large quantities of clusterfuck.
by Thomas Tank September 20, 2007
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