Clown Pimp

A person who is so bad ass that he turns his opponents into clowns, and then makes them his bitch.

Dude did you see that guy whoring those clowns in halo? He's such a clown pimp

by TeddyL August 21, 2007

Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

Clown Question

An irrelevant question meant to inspire a moment of comedy that is quickly labeled and dismissed, usually with the assistance of a carefully placed usage of the word "bro."

Reporter: Bryce, will you be taking advantage of the lower drinking age while in Canada?
Bryce Harper: That's a clown question, bro.

by thespiceman December 18, 2012

Clown car

Donald Trump's limo.

And here comes the Clown car straight down 1600 Penn.

by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

Clown Dog

The act of wearing clown makeup while performing anal sex on a recipient that has not received an enema or some kind of anal douche prior to the act, followed by oral sex in which the recipient cleans the penis or dildo in a fashion resembling eating a chili dog at a carnival.

She is a hardcore ICP groupie.I heard they gave her a clown dog while they were on tour last year.

by Paul-E-Sure June 18, 2020

Clown energy

The energy one exudes when they are a clown. It is used to describe foolish energy, one that seems serious but is always joking. One that can not be serious. The word originated from the first instance of clown energy, this was when the founder of the circus was born. His name is often known to start with the R but mostly referred to as the founder of clowns. He was born on the 22nd of February.

He was surprised when he was wRong, displaying nothing but foolish clown energy.

by hbdclown February 21, 2021