Chocolate model

The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.

Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.

Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model

Jack: Dayumm look at that model!

Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.

by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013

Chocolate cannoli

When you shit in a girls cunt, and then fuck it

Jack gave Ryan a chocolate cannoli

by GayLordSwagstaff September 05, 2019

Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.

"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"

by Laughing Stoic February 10, 2011

Chocolate spray

When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive

Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!

by Shitter9001 March 16, 2018

chocolate rumble

That rumbling feeling low in your stomach before explosive diarrhoea.

"Man, shouldn't have had that curry. Definitely feeling a chocolate rumble"

by AutumnBlueWylde April 03, 2017

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016

Chocolate Mongoose

A giant turd.

Sorry I'm late, I had to battle a chocolate mongoose.

by Ptolomy Fife March 30, 2017