Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019

Chocolate Rodeo

Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach

I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo

by Iknowwwwww March 12, 2018

Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

Chocolate Pipe

Asshole. Pure and simple.

She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.

by tufty1 April 14, 2009

Chocolate Cult

Chocolate Cult is this chaotic server on discord. No one ever knows what the hell is going on.

Did you see what happened in Chocolate Cult yesterday? It was as weird as usual.

by Cuddleσλυτ June 28, 2021

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016