Louisiana Chili-Dog

When a girl shits on your dick.

"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."

by Chili-DogBot March 10, 2019

Chili Volcano

The act of pouring chili in someone’s asshole and then eating the chili out of their asshole

- “ONG that chili volcano hit the spot”.
- Matthew wants to get chili volcanoed.

by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024

Chili Waterfall

A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.

Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.

Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.

Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.

Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.

Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!

"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"

by Jack Trager August 14, 2023

Chili fur burger

When you put chili on a woman's furry vagina and eat that shit off

Dude justin ate a chili fur burger last night! Gross

by Furifriend April 02, 2022

Chili on the bun

A riddle that will make your life complete once solved.

Cole: Chili on the bun
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible

by Kyrdfgh March 06, 2022

White Chili

When you cum in a girl's ass, then she shits it back into your mouth. Anal beans optional.

Dear God, I'm not ready for a white chili.

by TheLordHugo May 14, 2025

Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".

Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!

by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022