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Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100
Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace
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Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.
Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.
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Carter

The type of dude that doesn’t even care
-Dude he’s hamming it rn
-Yeah, that’s Carter
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Carter

Carter is a kid who can’t get it up at all, he’s the kind of kid that will fall on his ass. He is equipped with the legendary skin, the acnerator 9000. This boy will look like a toad
GFN!!!!
defined as hey it’s Carter
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Carter

ts is so carter bro
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Carter

A GIRL that at first people think is a boy but is the most girly girl ever and has no idea what to do with her life but she knows she wants to help people!

(By a GIRL Carter ❤️)
Guy: oml Carter is so cute

Guy2: the guy ew
Guy: no the girl dumb a$$
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Carter Drumm

A person in a group of friends who everyone secretly and sometimes publicly cranks their hog to.
Does he know he's a Carter Drumm
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