Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

by Wink666 March 20, 2009

carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019

Carpet tunnel

Another name for vagina

Let me get in that carpet tunnel

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021