Canadian

A not-so-common sex move involving oral sex, a woman, a man, and a staircase. The Canadian is performed by the woman performing oral sex on the man at the top of the stairs. When he is ready to climax, he pushes the woman down the stairs, and aims up, ejaculating on the woman, who is by now sprawled at the base of the stairs.

Lindsay Lohan: Do you want The Canadian?

Ricky Gervais: What's that?

Lindsay Lohan: You'll see, let me get my helmet.

by JDHSLaughs March 18, 2010

Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood October 20, 2008

Canadian

An Unarmed American with Healthcare

wtf can u use as an example canadian

by eVo313 November 9, 2006

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by micah November 30, 2006

Canadian history

The act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy.

Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns!

by [e-mail] February 4, 2010

canadian juice

another way to say maple syrup.

yo Jim pass me the Canadian juice for my pancakes!

by walking pylon July 10, 2009

Canadian Two-Step

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010