home of blackouts, earthquakes, slutty celeberties, arrogance, rapist basketball players, and the governator
Californian: Where'd the lights go? Why's the floor shaking?
Celeberty: Let's show our boobs or marry somebody for publicity.
Californian: We're the center of the world.
Kobe: I like 'em young.
Arnie: I wants to pump up de budget.
Celeberty: Let's show our boobs or marry somebody for publicity.
Californian: We're the center of the world.
Kobe: I like 'em young.
Arnie: I wants to pump up de budget.
by ---Lo!s!er--- October 14, 2003
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The process of combining the California Crab Dangler and the Pasadena Mudslide. Start to tea bag your partner in the mouth while taking a shit on their neck. Then, move your ass down to their chest while still shitting.
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"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"
"hey man its july why do you sound like your a crack head?" peter coughs twice " BECAUSE I AM ALRIGHT "
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"all you need is 40 bucks it will change your life"
"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"
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"PASS ME THE FUCKING SPOON"
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