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California

home of blackouts, earthquakes, slutty celeberties, arrogance, rapist basketball players, and the governator
Californian: Where'd the lights go? Why's the floor shaking?
Celeberty: Let's show our boobs or marry somebody for publicity.
Californian: We're the center of the world.
Kobe: I like 'em young.
Arnie: I wants to pump up de budget.
by ---Lo!s!er--- October 14, 2003
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california

Suckass state with shitty, rude, nasty people. Racists, jerks, and generally ugly people.
California sure does suck.
by Cally sux July 21, 2004
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California Suplex

The process of combining the California Crab Dangler and the Pasadena Mudslide. Start to tea bag your partner in the mouth while taking a shit on their neck. Then, move your ass down to their chest while still shitting.
Bob gave Mindy a wet California Suplex.
by Dirty 4 April 22, 2008
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California Cold

"the congestion of the nasal cavity after a long night of skiing and never leaving the bathroom"

"A cold in the middle of july"

"what you get from hanging out with kate moss"

"the reason you can't sleep at night" "snifflesniffle"

"A cool way to loose weight"
"year long sniffles"

"Cocaine in your mustache"

"all you need is 40 bucks it will change your life"

"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"

"hey man its july why do you sound like your a crack head?" peter coughs twice " BECAUSE I AM ALRIGHT "

"PASS ME THE FUCKING SPOON"
by porpen September 1, 2009
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californicate

when Californians move to another state and take their politics with them, thus driving up the cost of living for everyone else, pollution, traffic, crime and hurting the overall quality of life and turning their new state into another California. Examples include Denver, Phoenix, Las Vegas and Seattle.
Phoenix was doing just fine until Californians moved here and started to Californicate it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 23, 2010
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California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!
by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020
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california

Northernmost estado of Mexico, soon to be known as Alta California (as opposed to Baja).
by pawninthemachine August 30, 2003
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